Recent Movie Reviews


Chrono Trigger Unglued 15 Chrono Trigger Unglued 15

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best. CTU. Ever.

I love pretty much every episode of this series, and THIS is the gold gem of the whole thing. It has one of the funniest scripts in the entire series, which is saying something, THE funniest reaction to finding a secret scene, and THE pinnacle of the animation quality for the entire series.

All hail Clovis and Cryo!


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Clovis15 responds:

And he's thje voice of Gaspar, making him a definitive source.


SSAM #4 SSAM #4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Thank You

I got a little fed up with the reviews I saw on the previous episodes and decided to share my two cents.

I'm not an Emo guy. Sure, I like some Emo music, but that doesn't make me "Emo". Neither does having deep, heartfelt emotions like the characters in your movies.

What I appreciate about these is that they show a story of a young guy suffering from very strong feelings of both lonliness and romance, going through trials and nerves while holding onto those feelings, and with the greatest of luck, his interest gives back what he's been sending out. The reason I appreciate this is because this, frankly, was me all through junior high and high school. I wasn't "Emo", just a regular guy who couldn't get lucky.

It pisses me off when these guys call romantic stuff like this "pansy-ass" and "emo" and "gay"; frankly, none of those terms apply AT ALL (plus I get pissed off when people use homosexual terms in a negative light ANYWAY). Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic at heart, but I liked these movies alot, because it involves a typical young love story without a horrid chick-flick effect. Just pure, simple, honest, and emotional. If guys can't handle that, I feel bad for them. Sure, being sensitive and open to emotion sets you up for a world of hurt...but also opens you up to rise higher than any violence or drug could EVER do.

Plus sex with love is just far more satisfying. Take THAT love-haters!

And Iris is one of the fucking best songs EVER!!! ^_^


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OurGuardian responds:

Thanks man. I can't deny anything you said. You are very right. And yeah, Iris is the best song ever.:)


Phoenix Wrong Rides Again Phoenix Wrong Rides Again

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

Anchorman, Unknown and Kindergarden Cop references are...just so freaking sweet. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. PROPS!!!!


Recent Game Reviews


Muffin the star hunter Muffin the star hunter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, Nice Surprise!

Pretty game! It looks good, it handles pretty smoothly overall, it's kinda fun, the scenery is really magical (like...ALL of it, the floating chunks of land, the background...it's all really cool), and the music is awesome. Makes me feel like I'm in a tropical setting playing a magical, almost ethereal experience. Good work!



Cap'n Zappy Cap'n Zappy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool But, Uh...

It should be noted that the music playing is a remix of the Halloween Town battle music used in Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, written by Yoko Shimomura.

Anyways, fun stuff.


Wonchop responds:

Indeed, remixed by Everlasting-Elements in the NG Audio Portal